August 18, 2010
Sherlock: I need to get some air. We’re going out tonight.
John: Actually I’ve got a date.
Sherlock: What?
John: It’s where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That’s what I was suggesting.
John: No it wasn’t….At least I hope not.
This is what I do:
1. I observe everything.
2. From what I observe, I deduce everything
3. When I’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.
Sherlock: All I need to do is have a quick look around…
John: Fine. You do that, I’ll take Sarah for a pint.
Sherlock: I need your help.
John: I do have a couple of other things on my mind this evening.
Sherlock: Like what?
John: You are kidding?
Sherlock: What’s so important?
John: Sherlock, I’m in the middle of a date. You’re going to chase some killer while I’m trying to…
Sherlock: What?
John: While I’m trying to get off with Sarah.Sherlock, 1x02 The Blind Banker
John: I’m glad no one saw that.
Sherlock: Mm?
John: You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.Sherlock, 1x03 The Great Game
It’s mad. I think he might be mad. He was certainly arrogant and really quite rude and he looks about 12 and he’s clearly a bit public school and, yes, I definitely think he might be mad but he was also strangely likeable. He was charming. It really was all just a bit strange. - John Watson
John: People don’t have arch-enemies.
Sherlock: I’m sorry?
John: In real life. There are no arch-enemies in real life. Doesn’t happen.
Sherlock: Doesn’t it? Sounds a bit dull.
John: So who did I meet?
Sherlock: What do real people have, then, in their…”real lives”?
John: Friends? People they know, people they like, people they don’t like… Girlfriends, boyfriends.
Sherlock: Yes, well, as I was saying — dull.
John: You don’t have a girlfriend, then.
Sherlock: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John: Mm. Oh, right. Do you have a… boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way.
Sherlock: I know it’s fine.
John: So you’ve got a boyfriend then.
Sherlock: No.
John: Right. OK. You’re unattached. Just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock: John, erm… I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work, and while I’m flattered by your interest, I’m really not looking for any…
John: No, I’m…not asking. No. I’m just saying, it’s all fine.
Sherlock: Good.Sherlock, 1x01 A Study in Pink
Sherlock- BBC. 2010
And I’m done. Until the next episode at least XD
Again, Hello to the new followers!!
Top Five Watson-Is-Awesome Moments
#2 - Nads of SteelSherlock: Bullet they just dug out of the wall was from a handgun. Kill shot over that distance from that kind of a weapon, that’s a crack shot we’re looking for, but not just a marksman, a fighter. His hands couldn’t have shaken at all so clearly he’s acclimatized to violence. He didn’t fire until I was in immediate danger, though, so strong moral principle. You’re looking for a man probably with a history of military service and nads of steel…
Sherlock: Good shot.
Watson: Yes, must have been, through that window.
Sherlock: You’d know.Do I have to explain? John Watson has nads of steel and he’s in your abandoned buildings foiling your evil plans and saving his
boyfriend’scolleague’s life. He also looks really hot holding a gun.
Top Five Watson-Is-Awesome Moments
#4 - “I took a photograph.”Sherlock: Shh, John, concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Close your eyes.
Watson: What, what, why? Why? What are you doing?
Sherlock: I need you to maximize your visual memory, try to picture what you saw. Can you picture it?
Watson: Yeah.
Sherlock: Can you remember it?
Watson: Yes, definitely.
Sherlock: Can you remember the pattern?
Watson: Yes.
Sherlock: How much can you remember it?
Watson: Well, don’t worry-
Sherlock: Because the average human memory on visual matters is only 62% accurate.
Watson: Yeah well, don’t worry, I remember all of it.
Sherlock: Really?
Watson: Yeah, well at least I would, if I could get to my pockets. I took a photograph.I love this moment because Watson makes amazing faces while Sherlock is spinning him in circles, and then he’s just like “I took a photograph, idiot.” I mean, the “idiot” part is totally right there in the tone of his voice and I love those moments when Watson is like “got you there, genius!” Also, way to go Watson for having the presence of mind to take a photo of the graffitti before running off to get Sherlock.
Top Five Watson-Is-Awesome Moments
#2 - Nads of SteelSherlock: Bullet they just dug out of the wall was from a handgun. Kill shot over that distance from that kind of a weapon, that’s a crack shot we’re looking for, but not just a marksman, a fighter. His hands couldn’t have shaken at all so clearly he’s acclimatized to violence. He didn’t fire until I was in immediate danger, though, so strong moral principle. You’re looking for a man probably with a history of military service and nads of steel…
Sherlock: Good shot.
Watson: Yes, must have been, through that window.
Sherlock: You’d know.Do I have to explain? John Watson has nads of steel and he’s in your abandoned buildings foiling your evil plans and saving his
boyfriend’scolleague’s life. He also looks really hot holding a gun.
Top Five Watson-Is-Awesome Moments
#1 - Watson Is A Total BAMFSherlock: That, uh… that thing… that you… that you offered to do, that was… good.
Watson: I’m glad no one saw that.
Sherlock: Hmm?
Watson: You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.
Sherlock: People do little else.THIS WHOLE SCENE. From how deadpan calm he is when he’s got explosives strapped to his chest, to that thing he offered to do
for his boyfriend, to the fact that he’s cracking jokes as soon as the explosives are off, to his implacable reaction to Moriarty’s return… John Watson is a BAMF and he is MORE AWESOME THAN YOU.
SHERLOCK: Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.
Sherlock 1x03 - “The Great Game”
